| Banzai man: SECONDU NEW CONTESTANT! WHO WIRR IT BE? |
| Bernie Sanders: Yes, that‘s right, it‘s me, everyone‘s favorite democrat candidate. |
| Bernie Sanders: I haven‘t been back here for nearly two seasons! Well, I wasn‘t exactly welcome back, but I heard it was "under new management." |
| Bernie Sanders: My fellow Americans, and future Americans, a vote for me is a vote for free things.Thank you. |
| Banzai man: NO TIME FOR SPEECHU! GETTU IN RINGU! |
| Bernie Sanders: Huh? |
| Bernie Sanders: Huh, yeah, the wrestling. |
| Bernie Sanders: It turns out that burning money to get yourself sponsored on a wrestling ring isn‘t illegal yet. Imagine that! |
| Banzai man: VERY GOODU INDEEDU MR SANDIES! NOW GO WRESSU! |